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Top 20 Hypothetical Questions for The Denizens of Dumbfuckistan, Re: Their King Dumbfuck
Written by Dr. Ray Healey
If you think a man who boasts about grabbing women “by the pussy” is fit to be president, then you are not only ignorant but you are stupid as well, not to mention that you are crude and coarse and sexist and vile and vicious — and your political judgment is warped and fatally flawed
If you think a man who separates immigrant children from their parents and puts them in cages, is fit to be president, then you are not only ignorant and stupid, but you also clearly have a vicious character, not to mention no sense of morality, and you deserve to be locked up in a cage yourself.
If you think a man who, the minute he announced he was running for president, after slithering down an escalator, called Mexican immigrants “murderers and rapists”– is fit to be president — then you are not only ignorant and stupid, but you are such a lousy judge of character that, if having decent judgment were a test for voting, you would fail miserably.
If you think a man who took the word of Vladimir Putin about whether Russia interfered with and tried to sabotage the 2016 presidential election (in order to get Trump elected), over the conclusive intelligence findings of the broad spectrum of U.S. intelligence agencies — is fit to be president — then you are so clearly colossally ignorant, incredibly stupid, and unbelievably gullible — that maybe we should send you to spend a long vacation as Putin’s guest in Siberia.