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Dr. Ray Healey
8 min readOct 27, 2020

Top 20 Hypothetical Questions for The Denizens of Dumbfuckistan, Re: Their King Dumbfuck

Trump Announces His Candidacy for President in June 2015.

Written by Dr. Ray Healey

If you think a man who boasts about grabbing women “by the pussy” is fit to be president, then you are not only ignorant but you are stupid as well, not to mention that you are crude and coarse and sexist and vile and vicious — and your political judgment is warped and fatally flawed

Photographer-Rosa Pineda

If you think a man who separates immigrant children from their parents and puts them in cages, is fit to be president, then you are not only ignorant and stupid, but you also clearly have a vicious character, not to mention no sense of morality, and you deserve to be locked up in a cage yourself.

Overcrowding at the US border patrol station in McAllen, Texas, on 10 June, 2019. The team who visited the center in Clint found children did not have adequate access to drinking water or food. Photograph: Handout/Getty Images

If you think a man who, the minute he announced he was running for president, after slithering down an escalator, called Mexican immigrants “murderers and rapists”– is fit to be president — then you are not only ignorant and stupid, but you are such a lousy judge of…

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Dr. Ray Healey
Dr. Ray Healey

Written by Dr. Ray Healey

English Lit. Professor. Novelist and short story writer. Adventurer: Pamplona Bull Running, Boston Marathon, "Deliverance" River Running, Cross Country Bike,…

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