An Address to the Annual Covention of the Quack Doctors of America

Dr. Ray Healey
7 min readMay 24, 2021

Prescription: Tell Your Patients to Act like Zeus.

Zeus Fucks Queen Leda on the balcony of her palace in Sparta.
Zeus Fucks Queen Leda: Take Two. Italian Sculpture at the Jai Vilas Palace, in Gwalior, India.

[In full disclosure, I submitted this piece at the end of April 2021 to the 2021 Slackjaw Humor…

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Dr. Ray Healey

English Lit. Professor. Novelist and short story writer. Adventurer: Pamplona Bull Running, Boston Marathon, "Deliverance" River Running, Cross Country Bike,…